A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's. - zobacz
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession. - zobacz
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity. - zobacz
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9. - zobacz
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?" - zobacz