What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw." - zobacz
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food! - zobacz
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating. - zobacz
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale ! - zobacz
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!" - zobacz