What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day. - zobacz
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink! - zobacz
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra." - zobacz
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans. - zobacz
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar. - zobacz