Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to! - zobacz
At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway." - zobacz
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold. - zobacz
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person). - zobacz
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line ! - zobacz