Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers. - zobacz
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck. - zobacz
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing. - zobacz
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that! - zobacz
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler ! - zobacz