Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt - zobacz
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" - zobacz
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras - zobacz
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. - zobacz
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!! - zobacz